The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets – When the kids are given the task of making homemade gifts for their grandma’s birthday, they set out to find a secret room filled with homemade ceramics which, according to urban legend, has been boarded up for years at their school. Meanwhile, Teddy starts a phone repair service and the adults become determined to improve his online rating.
Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien – When a new playground game is introduced, the school’s social hierarchy is turned upside-down and Gene disapproves. Meanwhile, Linda fills in for the local library storyteller and pulls out all the stops to perfect her storyteller persona.
V for Valentine-detta – After a rough break up on Valentine’s Day, the Belcher women have a limo girls’ night out to make Tina feel better. Meanwhile, Bob and Gene have a trapeze experience that brings them closer.
Bleakening Part 1; Bleakening Part 2 – Linda is determined to host a party at the restaurant, in an effort to spread a little extra cheer around the neighborhood. But when she realizes that her prized ornaments have been stolen, she quickly begins questioning all guests, including Marshmallow’s friend, Art the Artist. However, the kids have their own theory, attributing the robbery to the anti-Santa, The Bleaken.
Thanks-hoarding – When Teddy’s family unexpectedly announces that they’re coming for Thanksgiving, the Belchers reluctantly agree to pitch in. The preparation proves to be much more challenging than they had anticipated, especially upon discovering that Teddy is a secret hoarder.
Sit Me Baby One More Time – When Tina launches a babysitting enterprise, it is quickly derailed after her business nemesis, Tammy, is hired to work alongside her. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda check out their competition at a restaurant that’s known for its burgers.
The Wolf of Wharf Street – On Halloween night, Linda tries to impress the kids by taking them to look for a wolf that has been terrorizing the town. Meanwhile, an injured and medicated Bob believes that Teddy has turned into a werewolf.
The Silence of Louise – Mr. Frond’s therapy dolls are mysteriously attacked; Louise teams up with Millie to help solve the case; Teddy decides to get into the inspirational poster business.
Brunchsquatch – To compete with Jimmy Pesto, Bob’s Burgers begins serving brunch, but it quickly turns to chaos. Meanwhile, Tina, Gene and Louise decide to help Mr. Fischoeder’s brother hide from him.
Into the Mild – Bob’s dream of becoming an outdoorsman is in sight when he learns a nearby wildness-equipment store is having a going-out-of-business sale, and his newfound expertise is put to the test when he gets locked overnight in the store. Meanwhile, the rest of the family is stuck watching rehearsals for Aunt Gayle’s one-woman show.