Wednesday Morning, 8AM – In the hectic 30 minutes that start every day at Whitlock, Jack tries to retrieve his massage chair from Whitlock’s intriguing payroll accountant, Lynette. Durbin and Helen prepare for the morning announcements, Michelle gives a eulogy, and Mary and Stef fix an art emergency.
Nuns – Jack is offended when he discovers a local church received a sizable bequest from his dead mother and used it to buy a Virgin Mary statue. In an attempt to get revenge, he ropes his students into helping him steal the statue. Meanwhile, Mary, Stef and Principal Durbin attempt to give the right advice to Michelle, who is having marital issues at home, but she ends up getting comfort from an unexpected source.