I’m Dancing as Fat as I Can – Homer angers Marge by binging their favorite show without her, and has to pick up a new skill in order to make amends. Meanwhile, Bart prepares to compete in “Krusty’s Holiday Trample.”
The Girl on the Bus – Lisa spots a new best friend from the window of the bus, and gets a taste of what life could be like with a different, more cultured family. She proceeds to try and live a double life.
Mad About the Toy – Marge and Homer leave Grampa to babysit the kids, and some little green army men trigger a PTSD episode, sending the family on a journey to Grampa’s past to when he was a post-war toy model.
Daddicus Finch – After a failed Black Friday shopping spree, Marge is determined to fix Christmas. However, Homer and the kids surprise Marge with a vacation to a Florida resort.
Daddicus Finch – Lisa and Homer’s bond gets stronger when they start spending real quality time together, and Bart feels neglected. So Marge tries to help Homer balance his attention between the kids.
Krusty the Clown – Homer finds his calling as a TV recapper, but his harsh grading causes a brawl with Krusty. After almost killing Homer, Krusty hides out at a real circus, and finds happiness there.
Werking Mom – Marge wants a job, and stumbles into becoming a plastic food storage container-selling drag queen. Meanwhile, Lisa tries to make the world better in the style of “Amelie.”
From Russia Without Love – On a mission to play hardcore pranks, Bart, Nelson and Milhouse get Moe a mail-order bride on the Dark Web.
Baby You Can’t Drive My Car – A self-driving car company comes to Springfield, poaching all of the power plant employees with their fun work environment.
Treehouse of Horror XXIX – Homer wins an oyster-eating contest against the mythical Cthulhu, Springfield is overrun by plant body-snatchers, Lisa finally snaps and Mr. Burns opens a retirement home with some Jurassic upgrades in a Halloween-themed installment.